Hey there, if you haven’t heard: we have an iPhone app! Damn us for keeping mum. We’ve been so busy updating wine list recommendations and pairing Riesling with rainbows and Coltrane, that we’ve done an awful job of promoting our mobile self. So, if you haven’t downloaded the app, and you identify with any of the five following statements--do the download.
1. You’d rather bathe in acid than thumb the vinous version of the Bible over dinner.
2. You abhor verbose, egomaniacal wine drivel, preferring to get to the point.
3. You like reading tasting notes that reference unicorns, animal dander, and the Eucharist.
4. You like the word “chap” and yearn to make it part of your quotidian lexical.
5. You want to keep us in business.
Pictoral self-promotion:
